Gagging for a pluck

Dr Tony Heart of Shotfield Medical Centre returns to answer your questions about health and intimacy.

"Dr Tony,

I am looking to spice up my sex life but I'm embarrassed to say that I don't know the difference between erotic and kinky."

S. M. Forresters Drive.

Dr Tony says,

"The best way to describe the difference is that erotic is 'using a feather' whereas kinky is 'using the whole chicken'.

Have fun!"

> You can e-mail your questions to Dr Heart c/o the Roundshaw Recorder.